Mother of a 11 year old to son: "Are you going to the movies?"
11 year old: "Wut"
Mother: "I asked if you are going to the movies ..."
11 year old: "No. Why are you asking that?"
Mother: "Because I see you're picking your seat already."
Son immediately stops scratching his butt.
Sorry, I can't help but have that visual for the phrase "Picking Your Seat". Thank goodness that UAA's Athletic Department called Thursday's event "Pick-A-Seat" instead.