You other fans have no need for me to discuss exactly what being a fan of a team means. It's a bit different for everyone. One aspect of being a fan of a particular team often might mean that you hate another team. The word hate scares a lot of people. Not me. What follows is a description of my hatred of UND's Fighting Sioux hockey program. Don't even click the read more below if full use of language offends you.
I fucking hate the fucking UND Fighting Sioux hockey program. I fucking hate every fucking thing about them. I've spent more than a fair bit of time over the years writing this blog deriding and insulting those fuckers. So for me, every time my beloved Seawolves play against these cunts I want to see my guys metaphorically fucking rip their heads off and shit down their necks. That means I want UAA to beat them 10-0 on Friday night and on Saturday I want my guys to score 7 touchdowns and win 49-0.
So first ... I HOPE WE NEVER HAVE TO SEE THEM IN THE REGULAR SEASON at the Sullivan Arena. If the UAA program EVER invites UND to play here after they leave the WCHA then I'll stop this fucking blog on the spot. Seriously, there is no reason for them to ever visit the Sully again after this weekend. These cunts have made about 4 million dollars over the last decade by receiving the Alaska Exemption and playing extra home games at their rink (funded by the gambling proceeds of a casino owning fucking Nazi pig).
So I hate them because they made money? Not at all. It's their overall attitude towards UAA that bugs me. These fuckers were happy to make that money but at the same time their fans, bloggers, newspaper reporters and athletic department personnel shit on UAA at every opportunity. I'm not going to go through tons of examples of all that shit; but suffice to say if one of their athletic directors, coaches or media people even once acknowledged the truth of the financial benefits of playing against UAA in conference then it may have mitigated my hatred a bit. But I cannot recall a single instance where anyone associated with that program said anything like that. So fuck them ... in their ear holes.
I'm just jealous of their success ... right? Wrong. I could give a shit about titles etc. Sure I'd enjoy seeing my team reach those goals. But I don't resent other teams that have achieved those things. But I sure as hell hate fuckers that have that success and turn around and do everything they can to shit on other programs. Just one example here ... there was a time in the WCHA when programs held luncheon's much more often. It was pretty much standard procedure for opposition coaches to attend these events. But then tDon, Gwoz, Eaves and Haxtool all got to be too big for such things. How fucking awful that they be asked to spend a couple of hours on game day getting fed a nice lunch and tell a story or joke or two.
Ok .. why should an opposition coach support the luncheons of opposition teams? Only the booster clubs holding those events really benefit from it ... right? I'll happily stipulate that. But when every one of those fucks that I just named moan and bitch about two fucking hours of their time after my program has paid the majority of their team's airfare? Nope .. fuck them. That's just selfish and trashy. Then they fly home on UAA's dime with a couple of extra home games that make their school half a million dollars or more? Yeah .. fuck them in their eye-sockets. Know that I think my following assessment is actually a stupid one to make in regard to sports in general and especially in hockey but acting in that manner is completely CLASSLESS.
Now onto another specific example of why I don't like this weekend's opposition head coach. A few years ago a fan of MTU was in the stands at MacInnes during the warm-ups and was yelling stuff at UND players and coaches. I don't remember what the guy said (my memory sucks lately) he was saying but it was just some razzing and shit like that. Next thing he knows either some players or assistant coach (sent by Haxtool) confront him in the stands. WOWS. Nothing resulted from the confrontation ... I'm sure they were proud of themselves for intimidating some fan to shut up. What fucking balls that is ... fuck them in their other fucking eye sockets. A different result would have prevailed if that shit had happened to me. And oh yeah ... I just don't like the way the dude looks. Sometimes you just see someone's face and that's enough ya know.
I could sit here for a while and provide other examples of why I hate UND but you should be pretty much getting it by now. So dear UAA Seawolves players ... go out this weekend and play up to and exceed your potential. Look at the guys around your locker room and be there for your teammates this weekend. Play for each other like you did at the end of the season last year. Give it up for your goalie and stand up for your teammates. Beat these mother fucking flatlander twats down hard. I promise you that you'll love doing it just as much as I'll love you for doing it.