Tuesday, October 20, 2009

UAA Seawolves Hockey Team Facts



The UAA Seawolves are so powerful that ...

Black Holes are pulled toward them ...

They tie their skate laces with their toes ...

Everytime they hit Brett Hextall in 2009, his dad Ron gives up a goal in 1991 ...

Dave Hakstol uses solar eclipse viewing methods when coaching against them ...

Oosiks disintegrate in their presence ...

They go up Niagara Falls in barrels ...

Redwood decking sprouts new leaves whenever they walk on them ...

All the urinals at the Wells Fargo Center have to be Stainless Steel or they'd break ...

All WCHA fight songs played backward start with "Shout it off the Chugach Mountains ..."

Whenever they lift weights in the gym, penguins in Antartica start flying ...

Solar Coronal Mass Ejections are known as "Seawolves Fireworks" by physicists ...

Mazzacco's rug has to be super-glued or it will run away in their presence ...

They don't depend on formulas to do physics, physics formulas depend on them ...

The Sumatra Tsunami in 2004 was the result of two players pissing in Cook Inlet ...

Using with a bowling ball, they can split an arrow like Robin Hood ...

They can bowl a perfect game with a ping pong ball ...

Thunder is the result of them appluading the lightning ...

They put Humpty Dumpty back together again in 11 seconds flat ...

Shoemaker Levy-9 was the winning throw from the annual Seawolf Rock Skipping Contest ...

They don't get frostbite, the frost gets Seawolfbite ...

When they want an egg, they crack open a chicken ...


Go Seawolves!

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Prediction for friday 4 to 2 for the seawolves. Clark 2 goals, grant 1 goal on the powerplay and baldwin a blast from the point.
Und has no toews, duncan, oshie or findley, only 3 seniors on the team. They are no way a number 2 team in the country. We will sweep them this weekend, than make our first trip to Minni. Filly the sully we have scored 12 goals in four games. The fans wanted goals we gave it to them. I would rather lose a 6 to 5 game than a boring up and down the boards game.
We can skate with anyone this year, give the freshman time to adjust and they will be fine.
We beat und in there own barn last year. Let's take it to them friday.
Prediction 4 to 2 for uaa.

Fan

Donald Dunlop said...

Fan,
'Zactly.

I think the Seawolves can put a dent in UND's potential offense by doing one thing well this weekend ... (I"ll write about that later).

After that it's going to be a matter of generating offense. And I'll put together some thoughts on that later too.

There is one other key thing ... Belief. And I'll include that in my post later.

Your example of positive thinking is excellent!

Donald Dunlop said...

And oh yeah Seawolves fans ... don't feel like getting into it with the USCHO crowd ... feel free to copy/paste anything I post here there. You don't have to link it or anything like that ... just say "Here's what Donald says," and paste it into the thread.

You won't have to defend it. You didn't say it.

In fact .. click here to go to the UND/UAA thread

I'm not going to sue anyone for copyright infringement ya know?

Anonymous said...

Not trying to be a jerk and I know you meant Jonathan but there is a Toews on the Sioux this year, his younger brother David.

Also is Curtis Leinweber related to former Sioux player Chris Leinweber? If I remember correctly Chris was from Alaska so I was guessing they may be related, I don't really know how common that name is up there.

Donald Dunlop said...

Curtis is from Alberta. He and Chris are cousins.

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