I'm informed by the dynamically busy yet always resplendent UAA Assistant SID Dallas Baldwin that the Seawolves Athletic Department is looking for a person to fill the role of Spirit The Seawolf for home hockey games. The job is a volunteer position and the school is hoping to find a candidate with one primary qualification; the volunteer should be able to skate.
No doubt Associate Athletic Director Tim McDiffett would be thrilled if an expert skater contacted him with regard to this position but I think a minimally proficient skater who is able to skate forward and backward would be more than satisfactory. So yeah ... no ankle benders like me eh?
If you're interested in volunteering please contact Tim at email@example.com via email or by calling him at 786-1307.